Most of this is bullshit.....But it should be entertaining.......

This site isn't Graphically intense....So there is no fucking need to let the pages load fully....

This site is not optimized for IE, Netscrape, AO-HELL, or any other piece of shit browser on the market...

This site is best viewed with chicks sitting naked on top of the monitor...

This site is like a sore penis, you just can't beat it....

This site is an equal opportunity offender...Fuck all of you pricks....

This site fully endorses women's rights...Yea Yea, go vote, join military service, become the CEO of company. After you're done with all of that, get your big ass back in the kitchen and start fixing some dinner....

This site firmly condemns sexual harassment in the workplace..."Hey, now which one of you ladies would like to come to my hotel room and discuss the possibilities for career advancement?"

The webmaster of this site is a firm believer in gun control..."Hey, Kid!!" "sell the rest of these an we'll have you makin big money, no time"

This site firmly condems anyone who employs illegal immigrants......."Hey Pablo, how are those tacos coming along?"

This site does not discriminate against lesbians, due to the fact the webmaster is a lesbian trapped in a mans body....

The webmaster of this site is not Homophobic...."Get the fuck away from me you fucking flamer"..."You flag pole sitter"..."You rump raider"..."You pickle smoker".....

The webmaster of this site despises pornography...."Honey, I swear that is not my Playboy!"...."The guys must have put it there as a joke"...

The webmaster of this site believe that you should always be 100% honest with your woman regardless of the consequence..."Honey, that's why you shouldn't be eavesdropping on my phone conversations!"...."I wasn't telling Mike I let your best friend give me a hummer, I told him her skin stays pale even in the summer!"

This site has been know to cause premature balding, divorce and loss of employment....Name your Disease, Hardship, or affliction..This site causes them all.....

The webmaster of this site supports affirmative action..."Please hire Mr. White Boss". "I swear that is not black shoe polish on his face, he really is black"....

The webmaster of this site condemns drinking and driving...."Damn it Mike, reach over here and take the wheel". "I just spilt my fucking beer in my lap again"....

The webmaster of this site believes that you should never mix politics, religion and sex in the same conversation...."Jesus H. Christ Steve!!" "Did you hear about Lewinsky sucking Clinton's cock in the white house chapel yet?"

Ohhh yes, this site slices and dices like a fucking Ginsu Knife.....

This site promises not to fade, fray, or come apart at high speeds, but it might Kill You...(thanks Eldarfo, you crazy bastard ya)

This site has been known to make some folks: madder than a dog shitting tacks, as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, hornier than a four peckered billygoat and busier than a cat covering up shit on a marble floor....You've been warned.....

This site isn't for kids. So if you are looking at this site little Johnny, you got an ASS Whoopin coming to ya when mom or pop catches ya...

There is no assembly required, nor batteries needed for this site, but a good stiff drink may aid your digestion of the material...

Please click on my sponsors, so I can be filthy rich...

This site isn't part of any bullshit web rings and never will be........

The webmaster of this site is a firm believer in charity, so send your checks and money order now....

This site is best viewed at any fuckin resolution you can muster up on your machine....

Of course every fuckin thing on this site is copywritten like every other site in the world....

This site is not part of the "Information Superhighway"...

This site is not "My little Corner of Cyberspace"...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Sign the guestbook...NOT!

Click HERE and you will never be emailed when the site is updated....

This site is not the best, second best, or even in the top zillion websites in the world.....

This site is 100% Italian American made.....(But the parts came from Japan)

This site really gives a flying fuck what you think about it, so mail me your comments and keep waiting for a reply.....

This site intends on offending you, angering you and generally ruining your day.....

This site really wants to take responsibility for it's actions...So sue me..


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